Caroleen Feeney
Nude

Caroleen Feeney is not a household name . . . yet. She appeared in the popular independent film Denise Calls Up (1995) and had a bit part as “Woman on Freeway” in the successful Escape from L.A. (1996). Nevertheless, Caroleen is very talented and more importantly a stunning beauty. She exposes herself in the independent movie Bad Manners (1997) opposite veteran actors David Straithairn and Bonny Bedelia. The flick is about two couples who may or may not be cheating on each other. In order to strengthen the impression that she is a “bad girl,” Caroleen’s character gets naked twice–that’s bad as in good . . . real good. It’s a real eye-opener, especially since Caroleen’s got the second largest natural pair of tits in Tinseltown, after jugulous Mimi Rogers. This breakthrough (her blouse) performance led her to appear in flicks like Avalanche (1999), with C. Thomas Howell, Ivans xtc. (2000), with Peter Weller, and Happy Hour (2002), with Eric Stoltz. Most unfortunately, all of these flicks were made without that all-important skinematic appeal: i.e., she just hasn’t shed her clothes again. Let’s just hope she shows us a little more of those old bad manners! That would be good!